One Fine Evening On Cable News
One Fine Evening On Cable News Anchor: Welcome back to Why Bother — the perfect place for pointless political persiflage. Let’s get to our panel of Pundits. What’s your take on today’s political headlines? Pundit #1: Same old same old. It’s just so, so divisive. Too much divisiveness. Pundit #2: You’re saying it wrong. #1: What? #2: It’s “di-VISS-ive,” not “di-VICE-ive”. #1: Um, I’m pretty sure it’s “di-VICE-ive.” #2: Wrong. It’s “di-VISS-ive”. #1: Wrong. “Di-VICE-ive!” #2: “Di-VISS-ive”! #1: Wait, why are you putting your periods and exclamation points outside your quote marks? That’s wrong! They go inside the quote marks! #2: Huh? Who cares?! #1: They go inside! #2: Whatever! I’m not even do...